Is Bad Sauerkraut Really Newsworthy?

I'm all for keeping up with the president, his itinerary, and even his overall health. But couldn't there be some moments that are not completely scrutinized by media? I'm fearful that our obsession with up-to-the-second news will ultimately lead to the 'Presidential Bathroom Cam' with videos posted on YouTube every sixty seconds.

Bush Suffering Stomach Ailment at G-8 Summit (AP)

If I had to take a guess I would say the president, in his attempt to be courteous to German culture, scarfed down some sauerkraut on sausage that turned against him overnight. No big deal (unless you're a conspiracy theorist). So, let the man barf his guts up in private, put a cold cloth on his head, and get well. And next time maybe we can get someone to report on the president that wasn't trained at the MTV School of Journalism.

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